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I'm still turning over the deliberate uncertainties of Mutiny but the biggest unanswered question is when/how did Hornblower get his clothes back after the Lieutenants got arrested. Was it beneath the dignity of an officer for Sawyer to arrest someone who was buckass naked? Was there a period where there were three guys in a very small brig and only two pairs of pants between them?

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july