Bimbos are Superior

You can let her out and tend to her...or...you and I could have that workout. Good choice, stud

Once, but I don't think anyone ever noticed

So much hotter than wifey's face

No more talking to your wife tonight AT ALL, I'm your date to this party now, and she's invisible to you, understand? Good boy.

A brat summer means that I get to bully your daughter AND fuck your husband, and all you pair of scrawny wimps can do about it is cry

Yes, it was hilarious

You're just the dorky, scrawny, flat chested, fugly, wifey."

So many creampuff wifeys do

Typical fan mail

Tell me you're an ugly wifey with a regression fantasy without telling me. Message me at [email protected], I might make you call me mommy

He's over there, talking me up to the CEO, maybe by the end of the party, I'll be promoted, and you'll be demoted?

Oh, you don't get a say in this, little girl, you just get to shut the fuck up and get in the closet. NOW!

Imagine being such a sad fugly wifey that you're not even your own husband's date to his office party. You get to sit and home and seethe as his assistant (and now girlfriend) sends you pictures to remember it by