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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread
sometimes i remember that the person who wrote zombies run also wrote disobedience

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When the actual academic scholarly book makes the tumblr meme post a reality.
tumblr gĂ€vle goat đ will you defend it đȘđĄïžâïž? or do you want to see that goat go đ„upđ„inđ„ flames?
protect the goat
burn the goat
as of right now (just a little over 24 hours into the poll) the goat has roughly 128 noble defenders up against 520 determined arsonists.... good luck đ„
two days in and there are 236 brave, brave goat defenders! unfortunately (for them) they're facing off against 827 people who want to see that goat burn đ„đđ„
The years the goat didnât burn were Trump years.
Iâm sorry, but GĂ€vlebocken must be sacrificed for the good of humanity.
It didnât burn did it.
In case anyone, like me, believes that the GÀvlebocken is a sacrifice that must happen to maintain world order. I am here to remind you that it has been standing since Trump has been back in office⊠until last year.
In 2025, it was blown over by strong winds from Storm Johannes.
What this means, I do not know. As we were not the ones to sacrifice it.
Only time will tell.
Everybody shut up everybody hold your horses thereâs a fucking loom in this game
Wait what? I just started playing this again last week after finishing the game in like 2021, and I never saw that loom??
Guess I have a new side quest.
âaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because iâm handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
Meanwhile, on Twitter:
Brain farts, a thread
Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.
where's the one where they slam their library card down on the desk, announce "i need to pee" and then walk out
I needed this tonight and Iâm sure yaâll do too.
Human brains Iâm telling you.

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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.
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well they sure are in the dirt huh
text: tired: corpses wired: hommes de terre
Prince Eric called, they sent you the wrong order.
Watching the âyou will excel at what you measureâ trap devour basic moral practice in real time is fascinating in a terrible kind of way
If you spend any significant amount of time studying any social science or people-related policy, youâll quickly run into the old adage âyou will excel at what you measureâ. This adage is a warning.
In order to mark progress in any area, we need a way to measure it. So we develop systems to measure complex social systems and behave accordingly. If you want to measure how effectively children are being educated, you can, for example, decide on what they should know by a given age, test them on that knowledge, and grade them in accordance to how well they do on the tests. A higher grade means a more successful student, a better teacher, a better school. Then you can tinker with what youâre testing as necessary, and with teaching methods and soforth to see how it affects scores on the tests.
Except, if you do this, then youâve defined successful education as the ability to get high grades. You invite cheating (on the student, teacher and even school level), you invite teaching to the test rather than for general comprehension and ability, you invite boiling down the experience of education to test scores. And, of course, you invite massively increasing the inaccuracies caused by some people simply being better at taking tests than others. Someone with low to moderate comprehension whoâs good at tests might get a higher grade than someone who understands the material but has anxiety or is unable to properly intuit the meaning of vague test questions. Grades can go up and up and up, while education consistency and quality falls.
This is, as anyone whoâs worked in a school or sends their children to school knows, a known problem. âGrading systems cause huge problems in educationâ is NOT by any means a revolutionary and controversial statement. Over time, grading systems have been changed to favour testing comprehension and skill demonstrations, Individual Learning Plans and testing accommodations have become very popular to give a more accurate idea of peopleâs abilities, and soforth. A good half of my teaching degree was about compensating for the problems in this system. But you canât patch up all the holes, and the pressure from people taking letter grades way too seriously â parents, school boards, funding systems, those looking to hire teachers â are always going to cause problems, make teaching to the test a matter of survival. We measure grades, so that is what we excel at.
The same problem exists in economics. Most countries measure their health via Gross Domestic Product (GDP). This is basically a measure of how much money is swilling around in there and itâs an AWFUL yardstick. A country full of sick, desperate people going into massive medical debt has a higher GDP than an identical country not facing a health crisis, for instance. But it is the dominant model, so itâs what investors look at, itâs what other countries look at, itâs what voters look at. Itâs what you must excel at, to be considered to have a âgoodâ economy. Other models exist, and are often proposed as a better alternative, but if one of those were dominant, new problems would exist â weâd excel at what they measure, and drop in what the GDP measures, and cause new economic issues. If you boil a system down to measurements, you will excel at making those measurements go up.
You should never, ever let yourself fall into the trap of believing that they tell you anything useful about how the system is doing.
Morality and justice are social technology. Theyâre a bunch of rules and instincts that both evolution and cultural education have given us to allow us to operate in societies. Theyâre integral to societies in the same way that math is; you need math complex enough to measure the grain, you need morality complex enough to measure the social harmony. People pretend theyâre more than that, but they arenât. âGoodâ and âbadâ are concepts as real as âmillionaireâ and âstraight-A studentâ, and nothing more.
In the vast, vast majority of societies out there, the end goal is essentially the same â to minimise harm to the populace. They want everyone to have as much safety and comfort as possible. Most disagreements are about the relative value of different individuals (is one race, religion or culture more important than another? Is one sex more important than another? Is a king more important than a slave?), or about methodology (is it better for everyone to have to follow strict social norms, or for everyone to be free to express themselves how they choose; which creates more safety and harmony? What social norms are best? How much control should one have over oneâs property, or oneâs animals, or oneâs children? When somebody transgresses, what is the appropriate system for judging and metering out discipline? What is the appropriate sort of discipline?). People disagree radically on both relative individual value and on methodology, but the general goal is the same. Morality and justice are social technology, tools to be used. Law and social consequence is how their power is enacted.
People often forget this. And that is very, very dangerous.
People will decide on what is âgoodâ and âbadâ behaviour, isolate it from the system, and proceed to excel at what they measure. Theyâll decide that âgood peopleâ use certain language and have certain values and âbad peopleâ use other language and do bad things, theyâll look at harmful power dynamics and decide that the world is full of âoppressorsâ (can be ignored) and âoppressedâ (must be supported), âabusersâ (should be mocked and attacked) and âabusedâ (should be believed and coddled), and stumble blindly forward like my robovac with a dirty sensor bumping into every wall in their way. Theyâll see a complex social situation and instead of going âwhatâs the best way to reduce harm?â, immediately try to decide who involved is more oppressed and get their answer from that. Theyâll see people use language they donât like and decide that person must have nothing of value to add to a conversation, because theyâre a bad person.
Today, I saw someone muse that the fact that American football causes huge amounts of brain damage that compounds over many years might contribute to why USA footballers seem to keep doing random unhinged things. Somebody else immediately attacked them because rape and domestic abuse is common among footballers (footballers being the attackers), so by suggesting a physical reason for unstable behaviour, this person was making excuses for rape. You might notice that this response has absolutely nothing to do with protecting people from rape or domestic abuse, and absolutely everything to do with making sure nobody might accidentally sympathise with a âbad personâ by suggesting that brain changes change behaviour. A focus on minimising harm would want to explore this, because removing risk factors for causing rapists means less rapists. Less rape is the goal. âRape is evilâ is the tool used to achieve it. But this person got distracted by the tool of measurement, making sure that the buck stops there.
Yesterday, I saw a post about police violence, pointing out âpolice shouldnât kill guilty people eitherâ. This was a response to how people often protest police killing innocent people, which is definitely bad, but the point is that the police shouldnât be killing anyone outside of strict self defense. The justice system is what meters out punishment, not the personal discretion of a state-sponsored gang with too many combat toys. The role of the police to to prevent violence and capture wrongdoers, not deal out extrajudicial executions. Iâm sure I donât have to explain in detail why this is so fucking important, but one set of tags on the posts made the distinction âexcept for pedophiles and rapistsâ. I have never seen anybody miss the point of a post so badly. Clearly, this person had once again gotten distracted by the system of measurement â pedophiles and rapists are evil people who do evil things, therefore they should be eliminated as expediently as possible â without considering the effect on the system. No, police randomly shooting rapists does not make a better society. If you support the death penalty for rape, thatâs a whole arse different question.
These kneejerk reactions donât just happen with pedophiles and rapists (although they are very effective for it, which is why dangerous and unsavoury elements like to call the groups they hate pedophiles). Iâve also seen people get upset at historical demonstrations of queer unity and support because the people in them called each other words they donât like and get all distracted by minutae on whoâs âallowedâ to âreclaimâ what words, preferring to condemn gay men calling lesbians âmuffdiversâ despite the massive personal risk and great benefit of the demonstration. Iâve seen people quibble over what groups of disabled people experience more ableism than others, and which queer subcommunities are more oppressed, in order to determine who the good guy in a complex situation is or who deserves their support more. Iâve seen people slip all the minorities they belong to into an argument like theyâre laying out the cards to summon Exodia (because most oppressed person is most deserving of support person and therefore most correct person), Iâve seen people distract from arguments theyâre having in order to try to trap the other person into saying something that can be interpreted as sexist or racist so they can show that their opponent is the Bad Person (and therefore theyâre the good person and therefore correct in the argument), Iâve seen people look at two people with conflicting needs (such as an autistic person who verbally stims and one who reacts badly to too much sound) and stop to decide which one is oppressing the other one to determine which one is being ableist.
This is all fucking bullshit. Itâs meaningless nonsense. The only reason any of this matters is in how it relates to causing actual real world harm. Iâd rather be called a tranny bitch by someone who votes in support of my healthcare than the most polite and up-to-date language by someone who votes against it. Iâd rather know about risk factors that make someone more likely to be an abuser or rapist than shy away from such things because I donât want to risk thinking of them as anything other than an Unknowable Evil. I donât fucking care what Problematic âą views someone holds about a cartoon and I donât care whoâs the Most Pure or the Most Oppressed or who used to say slurs online when they were fifteen if theyâre behaving appropriately now. None of that fucking matters, and itâs not justification for harassing or hurting people.
Your sense of justice and morality are social tools. Sharpen them, clean them, look after them. And use them to build with purpose, rather than blindly hacking at whateverâs in front of you. Or youâll just make a mess.
[id: Tumblr reply by darkenedyeastextract, which reads: âi think i 80% get what you mean but can you expand on thisâ. end id.]
tumblr gĂ€vle goat đ will you defend it đȘđĄïžâïž? or do you want to see that goat go đ„upđ„inđ„ flames?
protect the goat
burn the goat
as of right now (just a little over 24 hours into the poll) the goat has roughly 128 noble defenders up against 520 determined arsonists.... good luck đ„
two days in and there are 236 brave, brave goat defenders! unfortunately (for them) they're facing off against 827 people who want to see that goat burn đ„đđ„
The years the goat didnât burn were Trump years.
Iâm sorry, but GĂ€vlebocken must be sacrificed for the good of humanity.
It didnât burn did it.

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Dinosaurs Eating CEO (Detail), 2013 - oil on canvas. â John Brosio (American, b.1967)
https://johnbrosio.com/
[Image: The corpse of a white man on a country road, his abdomen torn open and guts spilling out and his head out of frame, while a feathered Utahraptor(?) perches between his legs. The raptor, clearly the star of the painting, has blood on its snout from feasting, and has raised its head, apparently calling out to the rest of its pack, who are closing in on the feast in delight. End ID.]
@vaspider I know itâs not a feathery T-rex, but I thought you might enjoy this all the same!
Perfect.
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