A MESS

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

where do people get energy from

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Joy and whimsy detected. This post is joyful and whimsical. I guess

a man can be your bitch wife if you’re lucky

glad to see everyone here is also really Normal