the miracle never happen

i've been on tumblr a loooong time but i didn't ever have a fandom phase so idk what half of u are talking about sometimes

(squinting at DNI) i don't... i don't think i'm a proshipper... how do u tell?

wait you've been pointing guns at each other for ten years over which dolls you're allowed to make kiss?

there's a certain degree of discourse emerging in the notes here so i want to make it absolutely explicitly clear that i'm in my 30s and i don't care

Oh to have the baseless self-confidence of the average Ace Attorney witness. To have the utter AUDACITY to just waltz into a court of law and spit out lies like there’s no tomorrow. To completely commit to a single aesthetic.To get caught in a lie and just SCREAM at the top of your lungs. To mcfreakin lose it in the middle of court and confess all your crimes inbetweenst increasingly incoherent shrieks. Thats the mood for tonight lads

Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies

I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling

fuck it we bowl

Everyone claiming to be attracted to milfs is lying except for this guy