a writer, of letters and such

I made 10 of these a while ago but these are the best lol

honorary vote for the last castle as well!!! genuinely surprised the horse whisperer had 4 people vote for it. i will be the judge of its quality. curious to see what scarlett johansson was so crazy about

p.s. i watched little fauss and big halsy while i was awaiting the results and it was even worse than i expected. (1 star)

For those that can't see what it says:

"HOME: The Juvenile Detention Center at Uncle Benjie's Alligator Farm

AGE: Consenting

PROFFESSION: Sometimes delivery boy for Shelley's Sandwich Shop in Gainesville, Florida; osteopathic and surgical supplier of Mudcrutches; legal counselor (still matriculating).

HOBBIES: Tracking down the three pre-Geritol women living in Florida; Cuban dissection; bird watching; communal grocery shopping; bingo sabotage; disclaiming Gator heritage; watching FM with the sound turned off.

LAST BOOK READ: Proper Care & Maintenance of Your Cheekbones by Marisa Berenson

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Removing such regional expressions as "tough as a razorback's nose," "kiss my crocodile" and "we didn't cop to the barbeque" from song and everyday speech

QUOTE: "The rrayn in Sppayn falls mmmaynly on the playn... Ah think ah gottit!"

PROFILE: Ex-redneck leaves Gator Country in search of fame and a new accent; finds Shelter from the storm; breezes in on the New Wave s a n s surfboard; makes big splash. Hits keep poppin', lawsuits hoppin', current TopTen refugee.

BEER: Boy Howdy!"

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