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dickie is stronger than me. if misa misa looked at me like that I’d start crying and asking what we were

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the way mack leans down to watch him laugh
https://www.tumblr.com/heyitsaxelhere/818438157810925568/httpswwwtumblrcomheyitsaxelhere8184285712898
also super excited to read, “he biiig”, giddy even 🤗
thank you! <333 i’m also super excited to share it with you, i hope it turns out well and you like it :D
https://www.tumblr.com/heyitsaxelhere/818428571289829376/anon-would-it-be-too-forward-of-me-to-ask-for-your
omg, yes!!! i accept!!! 💍
“jesus, it’s like, huge”
mack stares at it, biting his lip.
will looks a little sheepish as he says, “i mean, it’s not that much bigger than like, my regular dick. but it’s,” he gestures to the base. “thicker i guess?”
“it’s not that different, though.” will snaps the waistband of his briefs back in place. “same length and shit”
“what’s really fucking me up is the height.”
“i have to look down at you if i want to see you, it’s insane,” will laughs. “you’re like, tiny.”
he teasingly reaches out to pat mack’s head and mack blue screens.
“you’re like, tiny.”
mack whimpers.
but yeah, i can definitely see mack absolutely losing it over will’s height. he’s pick me girling out, asking will to measure hands with him, and giggling about how much taller will looks beside him.
“omg, guyssss look at will, he’s like, towering over me right now. i’m like, half his size. he could just pick me up and do whatever to me right now and i couldn’t do anything about it because he’s just sooooo big.”
mack says that with heart eyes and drool pooling in his mouth by the way… just down horrendous…
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I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
and oh my goooooohhhhhhdddd mack is gonna be a messssssss!
God I can imagine will trying the whole "just the tip" thing 💀 and mack being into it but as soon as it's in, it's game fucking over! between mack's "you're so big" and will's "you're so tight"...sending thoughts and prayers to their neighbors lol.
like he'll be standing and chatting while will is setting down listening to him but when will stands up mack's just, "and I told him he can take his fuckass play and shove i--jeshusfuckingchrstismyou'retall." like full on chewing his own tongue. he'll find the dumbest excuses and will can clock him like "you haven't used that plate since we moved in. you said you hated it, that's why it's shoved in the highest cabinet???" "yeah but I wanna use it now. it's like, life or death kinda. so now can you reach it or nah?" “…you know damn well i can.” AND IMAGINE WHEN THEY ARGUE OR SOME SHIT! like they'll be in the locker room and they're yapping at each other but get cut off when one of the guys brings a stepping stool and puts it in front of will. they look at him like ??? huh?
"mack's you've been looking up at him the whole time, look at his face, he thinks it's cute. at least you should be able to look him in the eye."
safe to say mack is both pissed and turned on about it.
EDIT: WAIT IT GOT BETTER ANON SENT MORE HALLELUJAH (pretty nsfw under the cut ✨)

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anon would it be too forward of me to ask for your hand in marriage?
fic where will wakes up 6’8 or something and mack has to pretend he doesn’t want to climb him like a tree.
mack practically drooling, asking, “did everything grow?”
oh my god.
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR GENIUS BRAIN!!!!!
my jaw was basically unhinged on the floor reading this.
like noooooooo way mack is surviving this. first he's gonna embarrass the fuck out of himself doing shit like "omg will let's measure hands. omg! your hand is sooo much bigger than mine haha" and of course they have to get some new clothes that fit and OF COURSE MACK WILL STEAL A JACKET cause it doesn't matter that he runs hot and how sweaty he gets nooooooooo now he needs a jacket and only will's looks PERFECT AND "omg smitty I can get lost inside your coat, you can just put me in the pocket"
and the "did everything grow?"
mack is definitely pulling the “idk if it’s gonna fit 🥺”
and then
atm all I can offer is a will comes back after the summer extra bulky and mack gets a crisis about it and tries to goad will into putting that bulk to use. and uuuuh
this length (no pun intended) wasn't my initial plan but 🤷
fic where will wakes up 6’8 or something and mack has to pretend he doesn’t want to climb him like a tree.
mack practically drooling, asking, “did everything grow?”
oh my god.
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR GENIUS BRAIN!!!!!
my jaw was basically unhinged on the floor reading this.
like noooooooo way mack is surviving this. first he's gonna embarrass the fuck out of himself doing shit like "omg will let's measure hands. omg! your hand is sooo much bigger than mine haha" and of course they have to get some new clothes that fit and OF COURSE MACK WILL STEAL A JACKET cause it doesn't matter that he runs hot and how sweaty he gets nooooooooo now he needs a jacket and only will's looks PERFECT AND "omg smitty I can get lost inside your coat, you can just put me in the pocket"
and the "did everything grow?"
mack is definitely pulling the “idk if it’s gonna fit 🥺”
and then
yes exactly!!! mack wants that size difference yaoi soooo bad! he always likes to tuck himself under men’s arms and against their sides and goad them into bullying and manhandling him and pushing him around. and you’re right that he’s def on the smaller end for a hockey player. like whenever you see him in a group celly for the sharks or team canada he looks soooo small and babyfaced
he soooooooooo doesssssss!!! legit dude that clip of him hugging toff still sends an arrow to my heart 😭 or him cuddling to reavo or looking up at will like......INSANE! he acted offended when they measured his height at the combine but boy I know you love it! he probably has a sidgeno pic as one of his lock screens with the faces (or numbers if it was from the back) switched with his and will's. if anyone notices it and asks him what's that he'll just solemnly answer, "manifesting."
will genuinely would adopt that puppy and leave its name as macklin celeweenie just so he can walk around saying good boy mackie ur so cute watching mack get all flushed at first and then all scowly and jealous cause he was talking to the dog

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he’s so gonna steal that fucking dog dude
And there's also proof of Will making himself smaller with men! I love all his photos of Eky hugging him when he's shorter yet Will still looks smaller haha
I knoooowww! I saw those and I love them 🥹 there are ones even older than that lol. but now I wanna focus on mack's twink blindness cause that boy was/is determined to make a guy EXACTLY AS TALL AS HIM, MAYBE HALF AN INCH TALLER AT MOST still look significantly taller than him and I wanna appreciate the dedication. and I wanna collect those in one place. (and I'm slobbering thinking of what he's gonna do next season after seeing will's current bulk. it really was God's mercy that mack wasn't with him during that charity game, I know there's no way he'd have acted normally (ik I wasn't pfff))
ok so i’m thinking of actually compiling the evidence of mack making himself small next to will 👀 (IF there wasn’t a compilation already, cause i’ve been looking and didn’t come across any ): )
i have a couple saved (size dif fic references lmao), and i’ve been digging for others now. so if anyone got any please let me know xoxo (or if there is a compilation PLEASE I BEG 🫴🏻)
thought that i was overestimating how smaller mack makes himself next to will so i went to look for pics/clips and no i’m being pretty modest here, this boy is down baaaaaad
there was a point where scrolling tumblr and twitter were mind numbing with mindless rebloging/liking but now it’s more like
like i love when i see something and hear a ping! with an idea, like a puck going bar-down. and then BOOM! you’re hit with three more and you’re either driven with the excitement and the obsessive need to express it, OR you get overwhelmed with the branching lightning strike of ideas so you just stand there paralyzed like the traumatized elmo meme

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saw that pic of will’s draft day monogrammed W.C.P.S. collar next to mack’s monogrammed M.C. cuff. and my brain just did the visual editing of dropping the P from will’s and adding an S for mack and i started thinking of their wedding suits🧍🏻
like the way they'd be matching with monogrammed W.C.S./M.C.S. cuffs as they hold hands at the alter, being disgustingly sweet and I don't know which of them will start crying saying that "it was always meant to be" cause they barely had to change much, and their names had always been intertwined. how even the M and W are stitched in a design where they're identical, just mirrored upside down.
and what if they had their own initials on the cuffs, but each other's on their shirts above their hearts? what if they had cufflinks of C.S. on one wrist and a W./M. on the other, and when they get (reluctantly) separated during the reception they'll restlessly fiddle with it and twist it around and smile like lovesick idiots as they think of it signifying the other's name instead of their own? and of course they'll be engraved on the rings :) so they'll take it off to trace them on the inside, or just hold onto the knowledge that each other's names are pressed onto their skin by the symbol of their marriage.
what if they get each other's initials tattooed? so even when they take the rings off when they suite up for a game or they can't keep them on their chains for some reason, the mark of their marriage is always there. and they'll be so enamoured with being Husbands and the merge of their names, so even if they kept them separate on their jerseys (and with mack as captain and will as his A), the refs might get to a point where they never refer to them with their last names when they call them to discuss (maybe not even last-name-derived-nicknames) cause of how often they're faced with "where's celebrini?" "which one?" or a "where's smith?" "Yeah?" "Not you, the other one/your husband." since they both would answer to either.
SAN JOSE, CA - MARCH 6: Will Smith of the San Jose Sharks arrives before the game against the St. Louis Blues.