shane hollander's defense attorney

like all shane wants is to give ilya a beautiful house and a beautiful life and just like. so loudly and easily be his. which he thinks svetlana gets to have. and all svetlana wants is to be a professional hockey player in the MLH and check ilya so hard into the boards he sees stars and then eats her out on center ice. which she thinks shane gets to have.

so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay

something that always bothers me in this fandom is when people completely misunderstand what the C on shane’s jersey stands for. no it doesn’t stand for ‘captain’ it stands for Consensual Non-Consent

ilya and shane are going to be saying they love each other multiple times in every episode of s2. they’ll say it while they fuck and while they are on the phone and while they are eating and when they wake up together!!!!!!! when they are happy and sad and mad and blissed out and over text and around shane’s parents and hayden and jackie. and ilya will say he loves shane in therapy and even when they cant say it to each other out loud they will know, and their eyes will show that love that they say aloud to each other every day

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the parallel drawn between ilya and his mom isn't meant to be subtle. she was so funny and beautiful. she was so sad. my dad was so hard on her. she would've loved you like i love you. so when ilya says he doesn't want shane to think she was weak, that line makes me want to scream. he has so much shame around his depression when it comes to shane. he doesn't want shane to think He is weak. (spoilers) he spends all of tlg keeping his issues secret from shane because he's determined to "fix" it on his own so shane never has to know, ilya never has to be a failure or an inconvenience to him. so in the end when he is finally in a place to come out and say listen if you're going to commit to me you need to know that i'm like my mom and i might always be - and for shane to just hear him and say well i'll be right here - is a massive release of shame for ilya

hollanov are bigdick4bigdick

shane and ilya drunk as fuck after winning the cup with the centaurs hanging off each other in the bar and yelling “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” “WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AGAIN” “FUCK YES WE SHOULD” “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” ad nauseam

ilya rozanov, whenever mildly inconvenienced: and I don't think my husband, the greatest player in hockey history, would be too happy to hear about this

Shane shortly before waking Ilya up at the cottage: ‘Hmmmmm, I can’t trap him with a baby. wait let me google……okay i definitely can’t get pregnant. Hold on…..sea-horse dads?…..nevermind…..can i adopt a baby-trap?…………no I’d just have a kid……………………okay wait what if we like coached some kids? Like they wouldn’t be ours but like- we wouldn’t be able to break-up because of the kids. Am i fucking on drugs? What the fuck am i thinking……..wait………..like a team of kids but it’s like charity…………cause men leave their children all the time but it would be a really bad look leave a charity……………….i can make a charity and it’ll have kids and we’ll help the kids……..and Ilya likes kids…………and he likes me………..and he’ll wanna stay with me forever….so he’ll be baby trapped AND we’ll be doing a good thing.* “Ilya wake up i have an idea.”