I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

can i make a bitchy post. when ppl post things about how XYZ online service or software used to be free and really great and now it’s expensive and covered in ads, it’s like. well yeah. that was the business model. it wasn’t free out of the goodness of their hearts. they created a service at a loss to them to induce dependency and then increased advertising and cost until it was profitable. it’s the walmartification model of pricing super low and losing money to force competitors to close and then once they’re the only grocery store in the area they jack up prices. this was always the plan. open your eyes sheeple.

Honestly there are no normal brothers or sisters or parents or children or anything the family is so fucking weird always and forever.

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee