Welcome to Clown Town ™🤡

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

You can lie when you name things

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

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someone commented on a clip from a period drama with something like “is it just me or does anyone else have a hard time connecting with characters if they don’t exist in the modern day?” nah, wild thing to say. I actually have the opposite problem. I have a hard time consuming media set in the present day/past 20 years. a character will pull out an iPhone and text their love interest and I’ll feel disgust and secondhand embarrassment for reasons I cannot fully explain.

like, ewwwwww. they’re checking their social media. grossssss

i wanna make you lol

i wanna make you giggle from your gigglehole

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child