The Jelly Fox

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

wait ok what was everyone's gateway rpf

this whole conversation with thimble and gus would have been 200% funnier if wick was still the baron of sloak

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

All of my friends are anti-AI (as they should be) so it’s so fucking jarring when I meet a new person and they mention asking chatGPT stuff. Like what fucking planet are you from??? What universe are you living in??? HUH???

I love that every time i have to wait for a cr episode to drop I'm like "when Thursday 🥺🥺🥺" but then inevitably it is Thursday and I'm like oh FUCK it's Thursday 😬😱😰😰

THURSDAY AGAIN. NO PROBLEM

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

I love interacting with fellow awkward people. Like it's ok babygirl I get it 🫂