and i feel like i just got home

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

they dont even know the “i can excuse racism” and guy walking in with pizza memes are from the gayest weirdest most mentally ill show of the 2000s that got cancelled twice and sent an entire streaming platform into bankruptcy

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

can’t believe they made a character who needs to worship something and a character who needs to feel like a god and then made them roommates

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé