there will come a wizard who carries a mighty orb

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

hey thanks for calling me your "loyal knight" now i'm horny enough to win any battle

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

guys raised by fly's

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

Somehow it never occurred to me that gar start out as babies. I have never considered what a baby gar would look like. The world is so full of beauty and wonder

anytime i see extremely rightwing/conservative/maga people call themselves cowboys, i feel this insane lump in the midst of my chest which is actually an alien trying to burst out ot me and rip them to shreds

Guys, I'm gonna go into a whole ramble. Are you excited

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

Invasive plants need to be understood as part of a much larger cycle of incredible violence against the land.

For context: erosion on that scale occurred as a result of our clear-cutting entire states. The land east of the Mississippi used to be covered in old-growth forest to an extent that we literally can’t imagine anymore, because most of us have never seen a forest over 100 years old. It turns out if you remove all vegetation from a landscape, you end up with a bunch of loose soil ready to move downstream. A fast-growing plant that covers everything in dense vegetation sounds like salvation when you’re surrounded by 40-foot deep gullies that get wider with every rainstorm.

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying