Bucky Barnes's Fuckass Wig

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

You've got to take that cute girl who overthinks everything and make sure she never has a coherent thought again

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

There is a thin line between devotion and desperation in my heart—“I would give you all of me” versus “please take all of me”—but darling, the instinct to both is to hold out my hand.

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

RECRUITERS LIE

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today

once humans evolve to not have faces anymore everyones gonna be confused about why we had a website called facebook

Don't be afraid to use the same recipe to make a new cake

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

I'm evil and crazy btw

not to be a disgusting pervert but i really want someone to hug me from behind wrap their arms around me and rest their head on my shoulder