Bucky Barnes's Fuckass Wig

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

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good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard