Get Fucking Stickbugged

I talk about american media the same way anti-communist sinophobes talk about chinese TV

"Well yes I can appreciate the directors efforts its obvious that this was just another propaganda piece for the american regime"

the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die

got that dick in the wind…. yeah baby!!!!!

dont say that please thank you

i’m sure this opinion will get me killed for some reason but it’s wild how almond milk seems to be the dominant alternative milk when it tastes like nut based cerebrospinal fluid meanwhile Oat Milk is right there being sexy and thick and delicious

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

watch as leninists conveniently ignore that he said this

Just saw a goth girl on a dating app. Spider tattoo on her neck, purple hair, black nails, fishnets, etc. Her top spotify songs were all taylor swift. This is a prime example of Batesian mimicry, in this essay, I will

Can you people stop being annoying in the notes and start doing something productive like helping me find a generic looking yoga woman with warm brown eyes who only listens to Merzbow and will shoot at cans in the abandoned railyard with me

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist