For Wesley

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

Consider thirteen:thirty and fifteen:fifty instead. So, rather, it should be twenteen on the model of twenty

Completely agree with twenteen, and it shouldn’t be second but twenth.

Imagine a record store with a cringe section

where else are they supposed to put the beatles?

The dumpster

why is looking for a job lowkey a humiliation ritual

Im 27 can i still do shonen shit on a thursday

lets link up and defeat each other

Ok ❤️

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

yeah okay ill reblog that

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

You're right but don't say it like that

Im from the area, I want to say directly is that if you are local we need boots on the ground. You may see me, but be warned; NJPD has begun clearing out protesters and actively helping ICE. Bring protection. If you are not local please send cash via the local organizations so we can continue to help the detainees and their families.