Objectively Busted & Living Deliciously

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

Does anyone like me or love me

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

god everything sucks. i'm gonna kill [remembers suicidal thoughts are bad for me][remembers whose fault it all really is] my dad

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

woke Aerosmith: dude looks like a they/them

I'm sorry Steven Tyler I wasn't familiar with ur bigender game

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner