PercyJackedSon

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

mankind? I didn't know men could do that

wow. I hope y'all appreciate me once I'm DEAD

I love when you’re listening to an album for the first time and you come across that one song that’s going to be your favorite.

Do you know what it's like. To share a birthday with Markiplier. Every single year on my birthday I log on to make a cute little birthday post, only to be flooded by the entire Internet celebrating the internet's sexy man. The fuck am I supposed to do? "And what about me guys" on my own fucking birthday? He cannot keep doing this to me

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

There are many advantages to owning a Dutch oven.

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads