What's shakin', bacon?

‘do you want cheese?’ stupid fuckin question. yes i do.

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

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social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

[ID: Photo of a phone battery that has gone pillow-shaped, i.e. is about to explode. End ID]

Netflix and let me put my fingers in you

(in case no one has said this to you in a while) i am proud of you for continuing to exist when it feels impossible

suck all her stress from her clit

Slut shaming? No, I’m a slut encourager

I wish we could put music in our tumblr bio

Fingering her and making her watch you lick your fingers clean is a power move