What's shakin', bacon?

Gives you head *as a little treat for myself*

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

I love it when my mutuals scroll down my blog and spam like/rb from me but when I do it to them I feel like some sort of reblog pervert

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

wildflowers thriving on the side of the road i see you i love you girls

girls be like “I’m going to bed” and then just play with themselves for two hours

up to no good as per my last email