The devil works hard but fanfiction authors working with absolutely garbage characterization work harder
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cherry valley forever
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The devil works hard but fanfiction authors working with absolutely garbage characterization work harder

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Tim + his brothers
3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert
best thing about tumblr is when the activity graph is a little cat :3c
she came back :3
oh no! i think something scared her!
Here is the start of my entry for SheithWeek2026! A post-canon Sheith fic that ignores S8, where the Holt siblings try to help Shiro and Keith deal with the obligations that are keeping them apart much too often.

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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics
not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!
what's the difference here?
accents just affect how you pronounce words
dialects also include grammar (like tumblr users' tendency to not captialize except for Emphasis or ending sentences with commas like this,,,,,) and vocabulary (blorbo, devil's sacrament, #mythis, etc)
if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM
NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY
I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)
With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!
i love this character so much. id love to see them at the lowest point of their life

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two “cats” interacting
Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.
the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice
This remains one of the best articles on DC Database. No lie. Because it is how everyone acts.
Personal favourite bits:
Hypertime Mark Waid created this really cool concept called Hypertime, specifically for people like you. The idea is that time is like a river with tributaries constantly flowing in and out, so time is changing all the time and nobody even realizes it. That's why Black Canary had the wrong eye colour in that one issue of Justice League you thought might be valuable. Hypertime.
Something something something Zero Hour I'm going to be completely honest here and say that nobody actually read Zero Hour. It's probably responsible for changing whatever that thing is. Because, you know... entropy... and stuff.
Superman Reborn If it's a Superman thing, Mxy did it. The time-duplicate New Earth version from Convergence and the Prime Earth version were merged by that order-hating freak, Mister Mxyzptlk. We say merge, but it was pretty much a take-over, as the Prime Earth Lois & Clark were unceremoniously killed off just before. It's almost as if they did Convergence just to get rid of the new Superman. It's nice and vague, so if the story even remotely involves a Superman character, blame the imp.
just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.
and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.
Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine
As my friend Julian puts it, only half winkingly: "God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation."
-- Daniel Mallory Ortberg
This has been driving me insane because this quote is so incredibly Jewish but every time I saw it was completely divorced from Judaism in the version applying it to 'transsexual'.
The original concept that humans complete the act of creation by making bread from wheat is from the Talmud! And the specific "wheat but not bread, grapes but not wine" phrasing is from Jewish theologian Abraham Heschel but it is missing "clay but not bricks".
And among trans Jews the sentiment was already popular before I ever started seeing this specific phrasing so I knew, knew, knew a Jew and likely a trans Jew was involved.
As it happens, Ortberg's friend Julian is Jewish and they have strongly negative feelings about the way the quote has been removed from the context of their life as someone trans and Jewish. They used to have a thread up on xwitter about it but have since made their account private and only have a very terse FAQ online from which you can glean the treatment they likely received when being more open about their Jewishness, relationship to transness, and the interaction of both.
I've always thought there was something extremely Jewish about that quote! I had no idea that Julian is Jewish.

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So I was going through the transcript of Lancelot and Guinevere and found this exchange:
Gwen: I don’t believe that of you. You were so full of hope.
Lancelot: I was wrong. The world is not like that.
Gwen: I still see the hope in you. I do not accept it is gone.
Lancelot: I have thought of you often. Have you thought of me at all?
Gwen: I thought I would never see you again.
I realised this conversation could also apply to Merlin & Arthur when they meet again. Merlin is Lancelot, having lost hope in destiny after loosing Arthur to it. Arthur is Guinevere, the person who remembers the light that Merlin used to be and tries to bring it back.
And of course, “I thought I would never see you again,” because you can’t tell me that Merlin didn’t at least have a bit of skepticism about the prophecy as the years passed by.
OK I FOUND THIS AND IT’S EVEN MORE PERFECT
Lancelot: It’s the truth. For all my words, for all that I believed, I have come to nothing.
Gwen: You are everything that is right with this world.
Lancelot: I did not know you felt that way.
Gwen: I didn’t even know I could feel this way about someone.
Lancelot: Then you have given me a reason to live.
Compare that to Merlin believing that he and Arthur would bring about the golden age only for that destiny to be ripped away from him at the last moment, Arthur believing Merlin to be all that is good and right even though he never says it to him explicitly, Arthur not knowing that he loved Merlin until he was about to die (oh wait that’s just my headcanon), and Arthur being Merlin’s reason to continue living even after 1500 years.
Gwencelot and Merthur are the ultimate soulmate OTPs and you will not convince me otherwise.
This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me