arrange whatever pieces come your way

red dead and beyond

bed bath redemption

shout out to bagels. a well timed bagel has changed my life at least 3 times

Every night I smoke Weed to lobotmize myself… and every morning I drink coffee to restore my lobes. Send fucking tweet.

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

when your piss is crystal clear because youre hydrated thats your body giving you an S rank

when will tumblr users learn to make posts spreading information without guilt tripping people

Jesus was not a liberal, conservative, capitalist, socialist, communist, anarchist, libertarian, or fascist, on account of the fact that none of those things would even be coherent as concepts until more than 1,000 years after his life. This is, for some reason, incredibly hard for people to grasp

do u guys ever wonder about which of your ancestors were gay. like was my great-great-great-grandmother actually in love with her best friend when she was a young girl? did one of my great-grandfather’s brothers have an affair with another man when some war or other was playing out? did anyone run away w/ their gay lover, never to be heard from again? i NEED to know

whatever [dons my gay apparel]

who up?? Kill me