Stand Tall, Stand Strong.

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isn’t infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.

Yall’s hair must be greasy as fuck.

The public needs to hear more stories like this as well.

Wow. This is horrifying.

Cops are drunk on power. Add any ism to that, you have a bunch of abusive, gun wielding, trained to kill, non empathetic, killers running around.

This woman got hauled out of a window, beaten, stripped, tortured, and humiliated, and she still is able to understand how white privilege saved her life.

Okay, full offense, but I really hate it when people say: “How could X have saved your life? X doesn’t even know you exist”. My idols are everything to me. Their art stopped me from killing myself and got me outta my misery so many times, y’all can’t imagine. I wouldn’t have been there if those songs never existed.

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

Early Spongebob was a perfect combination of strong writing, great animation and hilarious voice acting that wasn’t very common back then. Most cartoons had two outta three, but Spongebob was the whole package.

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

@jovialvoidgalaxy I’m sat on the freezer at work howling