A Clockwork Fandom

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

I think if a customer is actively homophobic I should be allowed to tell them to kill themselves and get a raise

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

Alright when am I going to be put on my knees while someone unbuckles their belt in front of me?

God fucking damn it

Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

assigned baby at birth

all babies are bastards

so when do i get to be handcuffed to ur bed and played with

*points and laughs* You're never gonna be just a sex object like you wanna be! People care about you and they like hearing what you have to say! Your body isn't the only thing about you that has value! Loser!

no youre not unlovable its just 11:54pm on a thursday

you should fuck me and let me wear your shirt after