28

Edward Cullen text posts part 2

There are 4 books from Bella's pov, one from Edward's, even about the life of a random girl, but we still don't have material about THEM!

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

(Vomits random Danny Phantom art before scampering off back into the hiatus abyss)

Jack "Safety is for chumps" Fenton, Vlad "Injury magnet" Masters, and Maddie "That's a skill issue" Fenton.

phantom, on the other hand, got training from the firefighters in his town after he crashed on their cases one too many times and they decided that "yup, if your gonna try to help, might aswell give you some training so you could be useful.", he got training from the paramedics because they were worried he wouldn't know how to help an injured human, he got training from his local town detective who smokes too much and gives him cookies when he can help with his Ghost senses and figure out if this was a human crime or a ghost crime.

he's a 14 year old in 2004 he's allowed to say that to his arch enemy