Foriland!

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

but that's crazy to think about actually!!!!! bruce learned performance for justice that required violence, but dick didn't learn performance for anything at all except for the love of it!!! the art he had crafted and honed and done with his family, slowly but surely morphing into something that breaks bones on purpose, that bruises and hurts people on purpose, that gives a show not for enjoyment but for distraction so they dont see the violence for what it is!! chalking up his hands not to grip a trapeze bar but to better hold weapons!! practicing flip rotation not for the miracle of a quadruple but to compensate for a smaller body against bigger ones!! there is love in the calluses but those calluses are made through fights now!! his father used to toss him through the air and now he glides through it on grapple hooks in the night!! his mother's beloved nickname for him transformed into the name of a crime fighter!! do you ever wonder if mary and john could have imagined that the skills they taught their son for joy would ever be used in such a way?

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.

it's literally the evilest thing in the world to finally have time to write but then be tired. like wow you're telling me these two hours before going to bed are completely free but my brain is just Not Feeling It? fuck off

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

you create Miette? you fold her like the paper football? oh! oh! papercuts for mother! papercuts for mother one thousand years!!!

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

cars need extra signals that mean specific things like "i did not mean to do that" or "the cop is gone now can you please pick up the fucking pace"