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personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist
beautifully worded this sums up exactly what i think of veganism ily for this
It's a pity that the petrichor scent didn't work out (I hadn't considered that it smells different depending on the region and there's no way I could find the nordic after-rain scent anywhere), but I have now come to the conclusion that I want to smell like amber and cardamom at all times.
how do you smell like amber it is a rock
It's actually a resin!
once upon a time yeah but then it fossilised and became a fossil which is a rock no?
It's a pity that the petrichor scent didn't work out (I hadn't considered that it smells different depending on the region and there's no way I could find the nordic after-rain scent anywhere), but I have now come to the conclusion that I want to smell like amber and cardamom at all times.
how do you smell like amber it is a rock

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pride is almost over. You know what that means
Pride 2 .
true!!! for disabled people this time
"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour
i mean yes thats a lot closer to what OOP actually said
I don't even know whose job it was to teach people this, but did they just stop teaching people what a bicycle bell means?
One would think that hearing a very distinct, clearly audible, reasonably loud and rapidly approaching sound of any kind would make any reasonable mammal turn to look at the direction of the sound, just purely by instinct?? If a deer heard something nearby go DING DING DING DING DING DING at its general direction, it would at least look up to see whether the source of the sound is a threat or not? Just a quick "is that something I need to be concerned about?" type of glance.
The enshittification of pedestrians has reached the point where they have less traffic survival skills than deer.
this sounds like yet another american issue ive never heard about
hope people learn common sense idk
Hey Teaboot,
I’m hoping to take advantage of your Tumblr hivemind to source a specific french cartoon that was trending on this website a few years ago.
It’s a drawing of a mermaid lying on her back under an ice skating pond and smoking a cigarette with a coy smile on her face as ice skaters frolic above. The punchline, written in french, ROUGHLY translates to “France must be going through a recession. Fewer women are wearing panties this year”.
If any of your followers know of it, have it saved, or can link to the post I’d massively appreciate it. I’ve been looking for it fruitlessly for some time. Thank you!
Oh shit I know the EXACT one you mean but I can’t find it either?? Wtf
UPDATE: @onearthwerebrieflygorgons came in clutch!!!
i was able to track down a clearer version with legible text

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congratulations piracy
Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.
Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?
Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!
Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?
10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????
[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]
Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators
they would steal music and fonts?
I fully believe in access to safe and fully-informed autonomy over the self but at the same time there are choices I find incomprehensible. This is okay
i respect peoples rights to get ugly ass tattoos
Something that I first applied to working with children, and have applied in a limited form to working with adults: you don't need to tell someone when they read your instructions wrong. Sometimes it's enough to point out what they did right and then whatever they didn't do? You ask them to do it in more precise words, and you make it sound like it's a new request. Remarkable how fast things get done this way.
This is also a habit I built up from emergency response training. If I say "I need you to bring me a first aid kit and an accident report" and you bring me just a first aid kit, it's so much more efficient to say "thanks now can you bring me an accident report" than "I asked you to bring an accident report why didn't you bring me one".
Once you've internalized "a person bleeding out is one of the worst times to start an argument" you start to wonder what other tasks could get accomplished without arguing
I've been wondering if I'm actually just in love with the idea of being in love, rather than actually capable of romantic attraction. Or something.
you might be me
I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.
Pls let me share this beautiful tag with the masses milord
excellent use of foreshadowing

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if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead
I wish I could favorite things a hundred times but instead I will do it once and then reblog it while crying.