hello!

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

IT’S BECAUSE OSHA REGULATIONS! A SINGLE PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO LIFT MORE THAN FIFTY POUNDS! BAGGAGE HANDLERS ARE PEOPLE! YOU PAY MORE FOR HEAVY BAGS BECAUSE THE HANDLERS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM TO LIFT THOSE! IF THE TOTAL WEIGHT MATTERED SO MUCH, PASSENGERS WOULD GET WEIGHED, BUT WE DONT QUESTION THAT NOW DO WE?

ok fr that is good to know!

Where’s the “the Mafia are pro LGBT+ because they ran Stonewall” post

sir, all you have done throughout this entire court session is break dance in front of the judge.  where is your lawyer.  what are you even charged with

Now’s your chance…

Men be like “Let me just play Devil’s Advocate” like no, Shut up. You are the Devil

This post Has Influenced Me Beyond Reason.. Yesterday a man said to me “well, to be devil’s advocate-” and I said “there’s no ‘advocate’, men are the devil and when you speak its with his tongue” and he stared at me until be both awkwardly laughed bc i momentarily was haunted by a Victorian feminist ghost

I once had a guy I was arguing with tell me he was being the devils advocate and I replied “self advocating? that’s a bold move.” and I don’t think I’ve ever felt that powerful in my life

if you don’t like your subs toasted you don’t love yourself

never heard that term before wym

hold on you mean sandwiches

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

an angel

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

You dont have to make the sandwitch

I keep watching this like it will eventually make sense