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Why might someone from a group of people that historically have been denied access to wealth, now brag that they have it?

“Rappers only talk about sex!”

Why might someone from a group that have historically been denied sexual autonomy now brag about their sexual escapades on their own terms?

“Rappers only talk about drugs and crime!”

Boasting a 99% efficacy rate in the prevention of pregnancy, birth-control brand Mirena released a new corkscrew whirlycoaster IUD Thursday that reportedly gets sperm cells too dizzy to find the uterus. “With Mirena’s latest intrauterine device, sperm cells are placed in a miniature bench seat, strapped in, and shot at 12 Gs through a track specifically designed to make them so nauseous and disoriented they are unable to locate an egg,” said spokesperson Alicia Jenkins, adding that the 32-millimeter long IUD coaster would take dozens of sperm up a mammoth lift hill and then shoot them down at 120 mph around several stomach-churning twists, loops, and drops.