Schrödinger's Dog, Pavlov's Cat

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

when the really good fic author only has 1 story for each of their 35 fandoms. see you in another life brother.

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

same goes for being aromantic/asexual. every character WILL come out at least a little aspec

if you reblog this and purposefully remove the second addition i Will block you.