Schrödinger's Dog, Pavlov's Cat

btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

One must imagine Sisyphus getting some sort of sick sexual pleasure out of all that

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between abbott elementary, it’s always sunny, and the pitt it has been a BIG year for gods favorite state, pennsylvania

white guys have japan… bisexual women have ireland… i think its time we start being really weird about pennsylvania

i wish i was pennsylvanian. i would go to abbott school and eat cheesesteak and cheer for the steelers. i would go to pabbys pub and drink with mac and charle and dennis and dee. i would work at the pitt and do surgeries with dr robby and steal opiods and be misogynist with langdon. i just wish i was pennsylvanian so bad

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer