Schrödinger's Dog, Pavlov's Cat

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer

so.....is there anything with which the lion does concern himself ?

the four children who wandered into His world through the back of a wardrobe

as far as im concerned webp files are complete bullshit. its like imagine you went to the grocery store and then at checkout you recieve change in chuck e cheese tokens instead of money. you ask the cashier if you could receive it in money instead and they go "no. only chuck e cheese tokens". then the next week you go to the same grocery store and this time at check out you attempt to pay for your purchase with those chuck e cheese tokens. but then the cashier goes "lol what are these things. we only accept money here". so then you head out of the store and decide to go to a chuck e cheese to exchange the tokens for money. you walk 15 minutes to the nearest location, where the store manager charges you an additional fee for converting your tokens to money, and as you're exiting they have the audacity to tell you "you know in many ways chuck e cheese tokens are better than regular money". and thats basically how webp files are

quit your job talk to me on discord

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

can yearning make you sick

can desire kill you

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?