And Baby You're A Boat

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

i hope this email fucks your wife

when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she immediately tells you where she got it

When you tell a girl her outfit is cute and she shoves her hands in previously unseen holes and squees with excitement, “It has pockets!”

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

He’s correct

these ones

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

havent seen any yahoo answers fans talk about has anyone been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like :/

I needed that second pic

i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF