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i call myself an angry cripple for a reason and that reason is

im not in the fucking MOOD for your bullshit

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tired-biscuit

you know that trope where it’s princess + knight, but they’ve both been captured by the bad guys and the princess is now gripped by the jaw by the villain, receiving a thin cut to her cheek while remaining completely still with a defiant look in her eyes even as a droplet of blood begins to trickle out of the wound, all while 3 people AT THE VERY LEAST need to have their hands locked on the knight because he’s thrashing around like a wild animal, trying so so so desperately, violently, to get to her?

yeah, that’s porn to me.

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

#my docs or my sketchers depending on how sore i am

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me, making another new oc: and i will sprinkle in the trait of them being afraid they are inherently monstrous.

#which could mean nothing #personal.txt

ms-demeanor

Everyone: Californians are such whimps about the weather. "Oh no there's half an inch of rain, whatever shall i do?"

Also everyone: When there's a hurricane you should never drive through water more than six inches deep, water that's a high as your ankle is enough to sweep you away.

Every major street in southern California when there's half an inch of rain: I used to be a dry riverbed in a desert, but today I am a river again :)

ms-demeanor

This isn't even bad, it's just an entire lane turned into a Slip & Slide for about half a mile.

"Don't you people have storm drains?"

Yes.

They're why the slip & slide isn't over the curb here.

shower-thoughts-last-responder

Reviving this meme from when Australians and the British were complaining about our weather and not being taken seriously. I absolutely feel you, best of luck with your rough weather

theres about to be a category 5 autism event

#ehehehehe we cannot be stopped #personal.txt

firebirdeternal

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

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hawfstuff

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shout out to the silver hairs popping out in my braid to say hello

#mullet braids my beloved #personal.txt #it me

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villapaitalepakko

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

jellyish

I wish there were different words for the different types of forgetting because when I say I forgot something, I don’t mean “I forgot we had plans on Friday.” I almost always mean “I forgot today was Friday.” I know my friend’s birthday is on March 20th, but I won’t wish her happy birthday on time because I won’t know it’s March 20th on March 20th. My forgetfulness has nothing to do with not caring about/remembering events and everything to do with my inability to keep up with the passage of time.

bogleech

My most common one is being 100% certain I did the thing already because the memory of doing it and the memory of intending to do it are the same mental images.

carvingclown

stop that its bad for you

diet-poison

carvingclown

Powerless to stop me

bobtheskeleton

The cats would smoke cigars.

carvingclown

Listening and learning

clowntrade

I learned nothing

dappercyborg

@smoldragonborn

#its me #someone give me a cigarette quick

suedescripture

which ao3 tag are you?

#dead dove #yeah that tracks #for my life and my ao3 account

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sinni-ok-sessi

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

softness-and-shattering

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

me: i am very intelligent

also me: that's not a beaver, thats a walmart!

#im smart its just that nobody told my mouth that #personal.txt

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