NastyAzzBoy

1. Rely on God before anything/one else.

2. Your parents are individuals, human beings who make mistakes. Forgive them.

3. The person you give your heart to cannot solve all your problems. Don’t be selfish.

4. Soften your heart. The world will turn it hard but every now and then remember the beautiful things.

VON MILLER is a T H I C K 28 year old linebacker for the NFL’s, denver broncos. tho he looks significantly older, von has only been playing professional football since being drafted in 2011.

over the course of his athletic career, von miller has been heralded as one of the best players amongst his contemporaries. he received the highest MVP honor after aiding his team in achieving super bowl glory in 2015.

h o w e v e r, it would be his 2016 sex tape scandal that would make national headlines. during the summer of that particular year, von miller met a non-black woman named elizabeth ruiz on instagram. the two of them met, flirted and engaged in consensual sexual intercourse. stupidly, von decided that it was okay to record the x-rated acts on his cell phone, while allowing elizabeth to do the same. 

somehow, in his warped mind, von assumed the woman would simply delete the steamy, hotel footage – which she did not. he confided in his pr team & attorney that the video could possibly make its way to the world wide web. his legal representatives reached out to elizabeth PRIOR TO her even going to the press or doing any interviews or even making any threats to release the clips. they offered her money for a copy of the original recordings from her cell phone. elizabeth became offended that von would even sick his reps on her without just cause – AND THATS WHEN she started talking publicly. the entire scandal was shut down in a court of law & we n e v e r got to see von miller’s phat cakes on film.

we did, however get to see that thick, sugary brown tail plastered across the pages of 2016′s ESPN BODY ISSUE. and quite honestly, i am impressed!