I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," could be our, "Always."

I tried to quote this post to my housemate the other day but botched it so said "nice cock, kill yourself" and now it's turned into a call and response so instead of saying goodbye one of us says nice cock and the other tells you to kill yourself

google used to know what i was talking about

has anyone noticed that we live in hell and lowkey every time you take a look around things have just gotten worse. or is that just me

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

im really scared about everything and its not even irrational fear its all just justified and heavy and endless

i'm actually a fake and surface level fan of everything that ever existed

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever