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claude is too busy going at it crazy style with danny to sign the contract

Danny what did you do

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Connor bedard, arm in a sling recovering from a surgery, milling aimlessly around his apartment, gets a knock at the door. He opens it and matvei michkov is there along with at least 7 other flyers. "With me now" matvei says befire he grabs connor by the waist and shoves him into the burlap sack travis sanheim is holding. Connor bedard wakes up in philadelphia wearing a 98 flyers jersey and he is given nut awear pizza for the first time and he takes a bite and cries. He hangs out in the super awesome injured reserve arcade that tyson foerster built when he was on the ir and when connors all better in November he gets to play on a line with owen tippett and porter martone and he scores goal after goal and he gets to the playoffs for the first time and then they make the Stanley cup where they terminate the Colorado avalanche and bedsy is smiling and grinning and his shoulders dont bother him anymore as he lifts the cup with his teammates and friends

favorite part of hockey rpf edits is when there’s a clip of them staring into each other’s eyes or something during a game but there’s a fuckass graphic in the corner that’s like “TRIVIA FACT sponsored by BASKIN ROBBINS: neither of these teams have scored a goal in Seventy Years”

sick to death of people giving up on their fav athletes bc they have bad bouts of performance . i will stay delusional until the very end. they will win it all. they are the goat. best to ever do it. in the game forever. never ever doubting them. hashtag my losing dog 4ever

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

you know if management doesn’t work out for him danny briere does have an incredible future in stand up comedy. or maybe as a mafia boss