(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN
BLEH BLEH DRACULA
TRAVELLIN' ON THE DEMETER
THINK HE CAN'T GET YA?
WELL YES HE CAN
There lived a certain man in Transylvania, He was big and strong, but had haemo-mania. Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to estate agents, he was such a lovely dear.
He could scale the castle like a lizard And said that he did not drink wine Shifting shape like some blood-drinking wizard His brides thought he was fine.
BLEH BLEH
DRACULA
SOMEWHERE IN CAPARTHIA
HE'LL HURL A WOLF RIGHT AT YOUR BEDROOM
BLEH BLEH DRACULA
MENACING THAT JOHN HARKER
HE'LL BITE YA NECK AND THEN SEAL YOUR DOOM
#stop being funnier than me on my own post
I want this thread to get the "Dog in a trench coat" treatment this deserves to be an audio post :D






















