by you, i am forever undone

old people are right about werther's originals btw

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

fyi. being intensely self critical is not the same as being self aware. if you’re really self aware you’ll be aware of the good stuff too. just in case anyone needs to hear it. don’t mistake constantly dissecting what you see as your flaws for some kind of personal enlightenment.

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

sorry i dont find #joy in #homemaking or the #hearth or any shit like that i find joy in being paid and spending 126$ at a restaurant and thee liquor store

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

Tumblr in 2029: WAKE 👏 UP 👏 PEOPLE 👏 there’s a bill going through that will make it illegal for 8 year olds to work in coal mines! Remember that criminalizing child coal mining only takes away from vulnerable children who can’t get employment elsewhere! Children are human beings that have the human right to shove their little bodies into crevices in search of coal! Call your senator today to fight for bodily autonomy and youth rights!

We are Queering the Coal Mine

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

bit warm, innit #britposting