look into your eyes

When Superman bursts into Lex's office and he's like "we finally meet" what???? You hate him so much you've orchestrated a WAR and you stalk the people who comp him FALAFEL and you stole his DNA TO CLONE HIM but you've never actually met??? You're just in a parasocial relationship. With Superman????

it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

funniest nbc hannibal moment when you think about it is when fbi profiler will graham’s boss at the fbi asked him if he wanted to run away with the cannibal the fbi was trying to catch and he was like part of me will always want to. he said that to his boss

Ilya Rozanov isn't an asshole because he's Russian, he's an asshole because he spent his formative years in fucking Boston

Official Post of Massachusetts

thank you yes, I did need this today

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."