this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap
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this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

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This is going to fucking suck but I will not do my enemies’ work for them. I will not just roll over and fucking die.
thats not a “zine” that is an “art book” and you are scaring the hoes (discouraging people from zinemaking by associating it with hefty sleek professionalism instead of extremely diy no resources low cost artistic communication) by mixing up these words
let's get back to making this shit by hand, I've been meaning to do some of these for my comics characters but my brain was always like 'but you haven't actually made the comic no one's gonna know these fuckers' u know what too bad I'm gonna make em anyway
-> here's how to fold an 8 page zine from 1 paper with instructions that didn't make me feel like I was back in a trigonometry lecture [LINK]
-> here's a neat accordion type 16 pager [LINK]
go nuts. and let's all collectively stop calling those fucking art books zines please it sucks
I got Vocaloid6 lite and Otomachi Una to see if its worth it so you don't have to!
And omg its so worth it
Like. Vocaloid itself costs like $250 for just the editor with no voicebanks. the lite version is absolutely free and has all the same functionality with the only limit being you're only allowed one track, which is fine. I'm used to using UTAU where there is quite literally only one track.
I bought otomachi una (her spicy voicebank specifically) as it's on sale right now, for ~$50 bought directly from internet co's store rather than ~$90 from the vocaloid online store. i had to fight a little with registration as it didn't like my postcode but other than that I got her and vocaloid6 lite working just fine. so now I have a legitimate copy of vocaloid for a fraction of what it would've cost me before.
and the best part??
the lite version is compatible with tunelab, so I can simply load otomachi una into tunelab to entirely remove the limitations.
I cannot stress enough how good this is. Vocaloid itself just became immensely more accessible - think about how many people have $50 they can spend vs how many people have $300. my main issue with vocaloid before was the pricing and lack of trials, but I guess this is entirely gone now!
watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂
my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much
our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
beautiful women named "battery power 15%" keep messaging me on my phone
bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

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Glasses guy killed one of his boyfriends
How
This is true and an insane story. It was noodlesandbeef
Do people not know about this anymore?
Yes, the guy’s fetish was dudes with extremely huge ballsacks so he pressured his bfs (who were all like Extremely Subservient to him all the time) to inject their balls with silicone to stretch them out. Since this is not a procedure done by like doctors, the silicone migrated into his bf’s lungs and killed him, but noodlesandbeef like covered it up and set himself up as the beneficiary to his bf’s insurance. It’s fucked up and imo your last words should not be “thank you for allowing me to serve you” to the person who directly caused your death.
can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball
morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in
evening: ................ what if we were bad
getting occasional divorce from my gibbon wife
just imagine a divorced monkey. picture it in your head

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what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together
what if we continued the cycle of violence. and got brunch together.
as a transfem, neurodivergent artist ill probably get a lot of backlash for this but im opening a cosmic gate and unleashing a horde of terrible worm-like beasts and their hunger will soon consume the entire galaxy