Are you Alice? Welcome to my Wonderland.

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

O

R

F

R

O

D

O

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

spring

botw/totk link is the character of all time. he's the destined hero handpicked by the goddess. he's too anxious to speak. he's the princess's sworn protector, friend and partner. he has eaten rocks. he could best an adult man in combat by the age of four. he's befriended every leader in hyrule. he has tony hawk vibes so strong nobody else ever recognises him. he invented pizza. he can smite a lynel in 20 seconds. he's 4'10". he's even nonbinary

op delete this now

If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well

beedle repeatedly getting reincarnated along with link is genuinely so funny. his spirit is just destined to work in retail forever

i dont know if impa also gets reincarnated i always thought that impa was the name of an important historic sheikah figure so people often named their kids that like how we sometimes name our kids after like saints and other cultural figures n stuff. i just assumed it was like "yeah of course theres someone important named impa. impa is in the top ten most popular sheikah baby names every year"

just made the best non-looping gif i think

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

I forget, is he still a dad in the remake?

Yes and the way he looks at and talks to his daughter makes you believe there's still good in the universe

Barret wears the sunglasses because his intimidation factor is cut by 75% if people can see how kind and soulful his eyes are.

I'm obsessed with pokemon doing just. weird animal things. A chatot trying to fight itself in the mirror. Flygon being a large weird lizard. Absol getting its scythe/horn stuck in things and needing to be rescued. Holding a torchic and moving it, seeing its head do the chicken thing. Furret being an absolute menace to society and stealing your socks to nest. Mr. Mime putting barriers around its food as a form of food guarding. Ninetales sleeping with its head tucked under its tails. Zigzagoon snuffling through the trash.

PREV TAGS YES! CHARIZARD WITH ZOOMIES!!!! thinking about this more. Give me a Sunflora or Roselia that insists on spending time in the sun no matter how inconvenient it is for the trainer. A Skitty kneading its trainer with its tiny little paws. A Pikachu that is OBSESSED with its running wheel. Pachirisu gnawing on stuff. A trainer yelling "WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH" to their Arcanine, frantically prying its mouth open. Purrloin lazily sleeping in the windowsill. Treeckos on the side of houses in Hoenn, just chilling. A Linoone digging up flower bumbs. Oddish burying themselves in your garden. Linoone digging up those Oddish. Gastrodon leaving slime trails that trainers have to be careful to not slip on, and having rules about letting them inside pokemon centers so nobody slips.

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me