If you come here, you'll find me. I promise.

seriously do not fuck with final fantasy they will make you care about default brown haired white man you think it won't happen you say to yourself i will never care about default brown haired white man in fact i think he's kind of lame and then they hit you upside the head with shadowbringers and before you know it you're sitting there like i have to go to work ardbert give me strength we'll get through this together

ffxiv is awesome because within the game's community it's widely known that there's an entire datacenter occupied by people with max level characters who don't know how to play the game and also taylor. and there's another entire datacenter occupied by people with max level characters who don't know what the game is about and also kessel

ive been doing roulettes on crystal since my criterion static is there. cross datacenter matchmaking is going to destroy these people. im playing paladin, a class i havent bothered to learn the exact rotation of because im not max lvl yet, and getting second on the damage chart in trials as tank. first in dungeons. im seeing mechanics i never knew about. im watching the same people get blasted out the ring four times in a row. mixing crystal and aether players is dumping baby seals into an orca tank. this is an arcane ritual. this is human sacrifice. rivers of roleplayer blood will stream from the altar to get dynamis queue times under 20 years

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him