Obsessed With Everything

If you need me I’ll be rocking back and forth in my room, rambling about my “precious”. Nothing suspicious. Don’t ask me about it. It’s mine. It belongs to me.

My 2025 resolution is to abandon the ways of man and take up life as a Hobbit.

No longer indulging in anything that a Hobbit wouldn’t do.

Honestly fuck the Elves. How dare they leave the race of men alone and to our own devices :(

If I was a hobbit I wouldn’t know what taxes even were

Feeling really starved. Really tiny and thin. Yesterday I ate only five of my seven meals. Didn’t get to eat second breakfast or elevensies…

I’m confused. I thought this whole job thing was temporary. I was under the impression that I was going to get to be a hobbit at some point.

Pretty disappointed. Sat down for dinner today and 13 dwarves didn’t come in to interrupt my meal and offer me to join in an adventure with a promise of 1/14 share of all the gold in their kingdom…

I wasn’t born for the 9-5 lifestyle. I was born to eat 7 meals a day, tend my vegetables, and be suspicious of some wizard asking that Baggins fella for an adventure.