Yikes™

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

well fuck. who knew

me february 14th

me and my true love on this fine holiday

I’m just trynna have someone to sing this to today, and no one will allow it 😭

Imagine you’re dating someone and you find out they have a fictional universe inside their head where they’re married to an anime character and not you

my ex literally did this with pete wentz,pete fucking wentz,and i just had to live with it,imagine. pete wentz,god

Oh My God. Tumblr User PtSilentHill I Thought I Put This In The Tags. I Am So Sorry.

the thing about hannibal getting away with all those murders for as long as he did that gets me isn’t that his name rhymes with fucking cannibal, but that the guy straight up invites the fucking FBI investigating the crimes he committed to these all-meat dish dinners and cracks all these thinly veiled cannibalism jokes and STILL nobody puts two and two together. like you are literally asking to get made into a stew at that point i’m sorry.

i understand from an artistic perspective why the four nations are color coded but imagine if that was just like...a thing in real life. like if you went to canada and everyone was wearing purple and you just had to live with that.

I don’t know shit about art but isn’t this like a great example of art that pushes the boundaries of what art is? Like you’ve got your canvas with paint on it, but your reason for putting the paint there is totally different than why most people put paint on stuff. It’s like a study on texture or something.

Agreed, this is really cool and also I love the fact that you really wanted to touch some paint, so you just went out and bought a bunch of paint and made your own painting for touching purposes. That’s striking me as really really cool right now for reasons I can’t entirely articulate. 

You LITERALLY sat down to watch paint dry…

Museums should have stuff like this on display JUST so you can touch it. With a sign like, “Feel me up! I won’t alarm!”

make good art

Only thing about thick impasto is that the paint can get a bit sharp sometimes. Like, I’ve cut my hand on dried impasto paint because the paint stroke was that pointed. -.-;

people aren’t stuck in poverty because they’re dumb, like I know it’s a really hard pill to swallow but no one is poverty stricken because they deserve it no one is poverty stricken because they placed themselves there no one is poverty stricken out of choice

avatar: the last airbender is a good show because one of the most important steps on the antagonistic prince’s journey to redemption is having to work retail

thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

are deformed bugs a thing? 

oh okay. I’ve learned enough today