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I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

@mousegirlheart

I was gonna tag her but you beat me toe thr punch

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

I can reblog worse things divorce your mutual

But does anypony notice but does anypony care

can you put that thing on a leash?

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck