bleh heh heh bleck!

oooouuuggghhhh

gmail = garry's mail

garry's spot

had a dream that like how people can link their spotify to their discord account you could also link your smoke detector to your discord and it notified your friends when it went off

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

scalloped potatoes that take the pain away

beef that makes you someone it didn't happen to

buttered rolls that make the world a little softer

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

Fińàncial Harm

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

this format is fucking horrifying

The world's very last smol bean was harvested this morning

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

...technically, yes.

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

I had this book! My grandpa gave it to me and it was really freakin useful!!