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this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Never have I seen the perfect application of two memes back to back so that both can stand without any alteration but the lack of words itself. This is a work of art. I would call this meme poetry.

For the love of God sound ON

this is the only time i recorded myself playing a VR game and it still holds up as one of my best game videos

i really like how you miss every shot

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[small french child voice] mon dieu i love Oingeaux Boingeaux