shenanigans. tomfoolery, even

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character