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Second word is "oncology", so something hospital-related?

(P,R)(O,D)(O,D)(F,A,H,T)(Y,7,T)(T,J,I)(T,F,+)FO(N,R)

POD____[F](ON/OR) ONCOLOGY

And if that "F" that is spaced weird is actually an I, then those last four could be "TION"

...but the O's in Oncology x over on the top right? So the O shapes on the left could be D's from an acronym or code, and the little tail on P still could be an R...

Looking at the Y in Oncology too, this writer has sort of a cursive slant normally, so if they were REALLY scrawling badly then that boxy-looking fourth and fifth vertical line combo *might* be a Y? Preceded by a dash or a Q maybe?

So R- or P- TION ONCOLOGY? That's as far as I've gotten... so ignoring how the middle "T7J" letters hurt my brain to look at, they COULD be construed to be a bastard of an uppercase I and a SUPER FUCKED 'A'...

The Foxborough stadium normally has 20,000 parking spaces.

Celtic Park has 800, with another 600 nearby.

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

Mike: here

Dr. Teeth: pronoun check

Animal holds up an auction paddle with their pronouns written on

the op linked the study in the replies & i’ve been skimming it & it’s actually rlly rlly interesting to think abt

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)