I have not a clue...

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

You are my hero for finding this

My favorite thing about this was the reply where they said she should hose herself down every night in the same clothes and stand outside the window of Janes house

that last one made me spit out my tea 

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

#my brain deciding what information to retain

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.