thorn-mouthed, red-stained, singing

when life gives you lemons you fall on your knees and thank god for those fortuitous fruits #NoScurvy

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

Does anyone have that photo of the kid's Blue Angels protest sign? It was like "die, crash blue angels" or something, really funny, cannot find it anywhere online

Something I see getting overlooked a lot when discussing queercoding in historical media is that in many cases it's not evidence that the writers secretly shipped it; it was aimed at straight dudes specifically to freak them out. Depicting a male villain as sexually interested in a male hero reads as horror to the cishet male audience. Like, Venom didn't spend years and years being blatantly characterised as Spider-Man's creepy stalker ex because Marvel's writers were all closeted yaoi fans. That was meant to be scary – which of course doesn't mean you can't read it differently, but don't give them credit they don't deserve!

I wish sports betting apps could feel pain

rather b a fairy sittin on a flower, titties out, basking in the sun somewhere

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

i am so sickkkkkkkk of people seeing misogyny perpetuated by a man and automatically going "well SOMEONE'S closeted" omfg you know that men hate women even when theyre attracted to them right??? why are you more interested in making fun of gay people than hating misogynists. you fucking freak