❤️ Dead to the Pool ⚔️

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

I have no funny and i must post

i eat your grandads clothes

at threedollarsdotcom we are committed to making it all turn to ash in your hands

I will make a fancily worded yet avoidant response post but I will not tag you because I will say "I don't want to keep doing this drama thing" and then drag it out

i’ll make a psa telling people to mass block you 😈 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

well I'm gonna get my hoard of rabid fans to send you threats while saying "please don't threaten or interact"

i’ll pretend to take a hiatus but a day later a mysterious new user with a similar typing style to me will appear

I will make a fancily worded yet avoidant response post but I will not tag you because I will say "I don't want to keep doing this drama thing" and then drag it out

i’ll make a psa telling people to mass block you 😈 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈